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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Our Wankers this Week are on the staff of Milton Keynes General Hospital.
 
A young woman texted photos of herself slowly dying from Meningococcal Septicaemia while she lay suffering on a hospital bed, ignored by doctors. Jo Dowling, 25, sent her mother and best friend 40 messages, including pictures of a deadly growing rash on her skin.
 
Ms Dowling was taken to hospital in Milton Keynes, England, with suspected meningitis after developing a purple skin rash and low blood pressure last November. However, doctors there rejected her GP’s diagnosis and told her she had a mild infection caused by her Cystic Fibrosis.
 
They stopped the course of penicillin her GP had prescribed and instead gave her headache tablets and fluids and left her on the observation ward. As the hours passed terrified Ms Dowling took photos of her worsening rash on her mobile phone. Fluid filled her lungs and she died four hours after her last text message, and 14 hours after being admitted to hospital.
 
Her family accused the hospital of neglect after an inquest at Milton Keynes Coroners’ Court was told that doctors failed to spot she was suffering “blood poisoning shock”. Deputy Coroner Tom Osborne criticised the hospital for a “communication breakdown” that led to her death. A simple dose of penicillin and antibiotics could have saved Ms Dowling’s life.
 
Ms Dowling’s mother, Sue Christie, said: “Our doctor knew it was meningitis but when we got to hospital all the care seemed to stop. They didn’t seem to know what they were meant to do or what meningococcal septicaemia was. The hospital was saying it was just an infection. She had a lot of infections with Cystic Fibrosis but never a rash like this.
 
“I saw her picture messages and the rash was really bad. You couldn’t miss them but the nurses did. I thought she was in hospital and with the best people. She wasn’t given a chance and was left to die without being given any treatment.”
 
Mr Osborne ruled that Ms Dowling had died from a combination of Meningococcal Septicaemia and Cystic Fibrosis. “As a result of a breakdown in communication the antibiotics were not continued and resulted in lost opportunities to render further medical treatment.”
 
A spokesman for Milton Keynes Hospital said: “Following Joanne’s unexpected death, the Trust conducted a comprehensive internal investigation to review her care and treatment. The findings of the investigation were presented in detail at the inquest today and the recommendations are already being implemented. The trust fully accepts the verdict of the inquest.”
 
Oh, jolly good. They fully accept the verdict. That's all right then.
 
The only thing is, acknowledging a fault doesn't actually make it any better. It's a bit like saying “Yes, I know I'm a greedy sod and enormously fat, but I just can't help myself. Pass me another Mars Bar.” What we'd prefer to hear from the Hospital is whether those responsible are still working, or whether someone's taken them round the back and quietly broken their legs.
 
According to Eye on Britain, the three doctors who failed to treat Jo Dowling were Christian Akubuine, Bakhtawar Shah Khattak and Vivake Roddah. We wouldn't dream of suggesting that these were three poorly-qualified foreign doctors propping up the NHS, because ... well, we don't know anything about them. Besides, it would probably be racist. You can't criticise anyone with a funny name.
 
But that doesn't stop us awarding them the prestigious title of Grumpy Old Sod's Wankers of the Week. I'm sure Jo Dowling would be delighted for them.
 
If she wasn't dead.
 

 
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